/* Quote File Auto Converted to Arexx by Zonkerz */
xx=random(1,18,time('s'))
select
when xx=1 then a="1. During all police investigations it will be necessary to visit a strip joint at least once."
when xx=2 then a="2. All beds have special L-shaped top sheets which reach up to armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her."
when xx=3 then a="3. It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down."
when xx=4 then a="4. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds."
when xx=5 then a="5. Large loft-style apartments in New York City are well within the price range of most people - whether they are employed or not."
when xx=6 then a="6. Even when driving down a perfectly straight road it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments."
when xx=7 then a="7. At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil. "
when xx=8 then a="8. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty."
when xx=9 then a="9. If you decide to start dancing in the street everyone you bump into will know all the steps."
when xx=10 then a="10. Should you decide to defuse a bomb don't worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one."
when xx=11 then a="11. Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communications system of any invading alien society."
when xx=12 then a="12. Extremely beautiful and intelligent women are likely to become prostitutes or welders."
when xx=13 then a="13. When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish."
when xx=14 then a="14. Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned to a partner who is their total opposite."
when xx=15 then a="15. When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other."
when xx=16 then a="16. Radiation causes interesting mutations - not to your future children but to you, right there and then."
when xx=17 then a="17. If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to become a world expert on nuclear fission at the age of 22."
when xx=18 then a="18. Honest and hard working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement."
